Unloaded Laughs: 321 Safe & Silly Gun Jokes

Gun Jokes One Liners and Funny Jokes

• Calling all pun lovers! Get ready to unleash a barrage of laughter with over 321 side-splitting one-liners. This collection is guaranteed to hit the mark and leave you giggling like a giddy gunslinger. So buckle up and prepare for a hilarious showdown with silliness!

Why don’t guns ever tell secrets? Because they always keep things under wraps!
Did you hear about the gun that became a comedian? It had a real bang-up routine!
What do you call a gun that’s always tired? A “shot”gun!
Why did the pistol join the band? Because it had a great “trigger” finger!
How do you know if a gun is shy? It’s always holstering back.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why don’t guns ever play hide and seek? Because they always get caught!
Did you hear about the gun that became a teacher? It had a lot of “fire”power!
Why did the gun break up with the bullet? It just didn’t feel like it was firing on all cylinders.
What’s a gun’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, of course – it’s always loaded!
Why was the bullet a bad employee? It always missed its targets!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of music? Shootin’ tunes!
How does a gun stay in shape? It exercises its barrel rolls!
Why don’t guns ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always out in the open!

Why did the gun go to school? It wanted to be a straight shooter!
What did the gun say to the bullet? “You’re really getting fired up!”
Why did the gun become an artist? It wanted to draw attention!
What’s a gun’s favorite movie genre? Action-packed thrillers!
Why did the gun get a ticket? It was caught speeding!
How do guns communicate? They shoot the breeze!
Why did the gun refuse to fight? It wanted to keep the peace!
Why was the gun always confident? It had a bulletproof ego!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the gun break up with the rifle? It wanted more “caliber” in its relationships!
What’s a gun’s favorite TV show? Breaking Ammo!
Why was the gun afraid to go to school? It was scared of the pop quiz!
Why don’t guns ever argue? They always aim to please!
What’s a gun’s favorite snack? Bullets – they’re always loaded with flavor!
Why did the gun go to therapy? It had some serious trigger issues!
What did the gun say to the bullet when it got tired? “Rest in peace!”
Why did the gun join the basketball team? It had a killer jump shot!
What’s a gun’s favorite dessert? A loaded baked potato!
Why did the gun start a band? It wanted to shoot for the stars!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of weather? Bulletproof sunshine!

Why don’t guns ever go on dates? They’re afraid of recoil!
What did the gun say to the bullet that was late? “You’re really cutting it close!”
Why was the gun always the life of the party? It always had a blast!
What’s a gun’s favorite kind of humor? Dry wit – it’s never afraid to shoot for it!
Why was the gun always good at math? It could always count on its bullets!
What’s a gun’s favorite game to play? Target practice – it’s always on target!
Why did the gun become a teacher? It wanted to school its enemies!
What’s a gun’s favorite hobby? Shooting the breeze with friends!
Why did the gun break up with the bow and arrow? It wanted a faster relationship!
What did the gun say to the holster? “You complete me!”
Why don’t guns ever get lost? They always stick to their barrels!

What’s a gun’s favorite holiday? Independence Day – it loves to celebrate freedom!
Why was the gun so popular at parties? It always brought the ammo!
What did the gun say to the bullet on Valentine’s Day? “You’re bulletproof, my love!”
Why was the gun always in a hurry? It had a lot of triggers to pull!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed thrillers – they really get its chambers loaded!
Why did the gun refuse to shoot on weekends? It believed in having some “peace and quiet” time!
What’s a gun’s favorite game to play at parties? Russian roulette – it’s always a blast!
Why don’t guns ever go to the beach? They’re afraid of getting sand in their barrels!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal – it really hits the target!
Why did the gun go to therapy? It had too many triggers in its life!
What’s a gun’s favorite mode of transportation? A bullet train!

Why was the gun always invited to weddings? It knew how to make a bang at the reception!
What did the gun say to the target at the shooting range? “You’re right on point!”
Why did the gun take up gardening? It wanted to plant some “bullet-tulips”!
What’s a gun’s favorite fruit? A “shooting” star-fruit!
Why did the gun start meditating? It wanted to find inner peace!
What’s a gun’s favorite season? Shotgun season!
Why did the gun become a detective? It was always good at solving cases!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of party? A bullet birthday bash!
Why don’t guns ever go to therapy? They prefer to keep their issues locked up!
What did the gun say to the bullet when it missed the target? “Looks like I’m off the mark again!”
Why did the gun enroll in art class? It wanted to work on its “shooting” skills!
What’s a gun’s favorite board game? Risk – it’s all about world domination!
Why was the gun always chosen as the team captain? It had great leadership skills!

What did the gun say to the holster when it was feeling down? “You’re my safe space!”
Why did the gun become a chef? It wanted to whip up some “bang”-in’ dishes!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of book? “Shooting” manuals!
Why did the gun become a gardener? It wanted to see some “bloom” in its life!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of footwear? Combat boots – they’re always ready for action!
Why did the gun start a YouTube channel? It wanted to go viral!
What did the gun say to the holster when it was tired? “I need a little holstering comfort!”
Why don’t guns ever tell secrets? Because they always keep things “under fire”!
What’s a gun’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Bullet-ious”!
Why did the gun go to the gym? It wanted to pump some lead!
What did the gun say to the criminal? “You’re under my barrel!”
Why did the cowboy bring his lunchbox to the shooting range? He wanted a six-shooter sandwich!
What do you call a nervous sharpshooter? A little trigger-happy.
What do you call a mime with a gun? Charades!
Why did the revolver get detention? It kept showing off in class.
What did the bullet say to the target? Don’t worry, I’m coming in peas.

What kind of music do cowboys like? Western tunes. (Bonus: Gun puns can be groan-worthy!)
What do you call a gun that talks too much? A loud-mouth.
Why did the outlaw wear sunglasses? To look cool and shoot straight.
What’s the difference between a cowboy and a yo-yo? A yo-yo comes back when you throw it. 1 0. What do you call a lazy gunslinger? A slack-shooter.
Why did the bullet win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! (See, this joke works for many things!)
What do you call a clumsy cowboy? A butterfingers.
What did the lost bullet say to the map? “How do I get to the target?”
What kind of doctor treats bullets? A lead physician.
Why did the bullet cross the road? To get to the other side! (Classic joke, slightly modified)
What do you call a gun with no trigger? A bluff. (Another play on words)
What did the sheriff say when he found a tiny gun? “This is a little out of my league!”
Did you hear about the gunslinger who lost his left arm and right eye? Now he’s all left and no right.
Why did the cowboy wear two hats? One to shade his face, and one to shade his six-shooter.
What do you call a gun that can cook? A smokin’ hot revolver.
What do you call a cowboy who can’t tie his boots? A shoeloose cannon. (This one stretches the gun theme a bit)
What’s the best way to stop a train robbery? Take the “L”. (This one’s a silly play on words)
Why did the sheriff go to the bank? To get his change! (Not a gun pun, but a light-hearted sheriff joke)
How do you know a gunslinger is having a bad day? His horse keeps tripping over his spurs.
What do you call a cactus with a gun? A prickly shooter.
Why did the bullets get detention? They kept horsing around in class.
What do you call a gun that throws bad punches? A weak-shooter.
Why did the cowboy win an award for whistling? Because he was outstanding in his field! (We like this joke!)
What do you call a gun that can’t keep a secret? A loud-mouth. (Another use of this pun)
Why did the target wear a vest? He didn’t want to get cold shoulder.
What do you call a forgetful sharpshooter? A memory lapse-shooter.
What’s the difference between a cowboy and a yo-yo? I’ll never tell! (A playful twist on the earlier joke)
What do you call a gun that can’t make decisions? A wishy-washy shooter.
Why did the cowboy bring his six-shooter to the dentist? To get a rootin’ tootin’ filling!
What did the bullet say after it missed the target? “Aw, shucks!”
What do you call a mime with a holster? A charadeslinger.
Why did the cowboy ride a zebra? Because he couldn’t find a horse!
What do you call a sleepy sharpshooter? A drowsy gunslinger.
Why did the cowboy bring his spurs to the library? He needed to do some research!
Why did the bullet get a detention? It kept horsing around in class.
What do you call a gunfighter who can’t tie his boots? A shoeloose cannon.