Calling all lovebirds! Feeling punny? Get ready to aww with 50 short & sweet heart jokes that’ll tickle your funny bone and melt your heart! Let’s get started!
Short Heart Jokes One Liners and Funny Jokes
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Why did the cupid accidentally shoot himself with an arrow? He was trying to practice self-love.
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What do you call a heartbroken math teacher? Weary of heartbreak (Weary = area of a triangle).
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What did the cardiologist say to the comedian? You have a very punny heart condition. 🩺
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I went on a date with a baker, but things didn’t work out. They were just too kneady.
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What do you call a group of lonely pigeons? A heartbreak flock.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! ❤️
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I used to be bad at puns, but now I’m a pro. I guess you could say my humor has taken a heart turn. ❤️
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How does a single cheese celebrate Valentine’s Day? Gouda on their own!
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What do you call a love letter written in code? An encrypted heart.
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What do you call a love that lasts forever? A marathon relationship. ♀️♂️❤️
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I tried to explain puns to my girlfriend, but she didn’t get it. Guess what I told her? You gotta have a heart for puns. ❤️
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! (But this time, it leads to…) I guess love really can make you wheelie happy. ❤️
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I’m on a chocolate chip cookie diet. I see a cookie, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re sweeter than any treat. ❤️
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What do you call a love that defies logic? An illogical heart. ❤️
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Why did the coffee cup blush? Because someone gave it a latte love! ☕️❤️
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Single and ready to mingle… with a giant bowl of ice cream. But hey, maybe love will sundae my way soon! ❤️
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Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s a cheesy joke, but my love for you is true! ❤️
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I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a chronic case of being incredibly charming. 🩺
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What do you call a love that ghosts you? A haunting relationship.
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You’re the Netflix to my chill. Because… who needs romance when you have Netflix? (Just kidding, kind of.)
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My love for puns is a little unorthodox, but hey, at least it comes from the heart. ❤️
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Netflix and chill? More like puzzles and cuddles. (Board games are a great way to bond!) ❤️
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I’m allergic to shellfish, but you’re definitely fintastic! (Okay, maybe not “sole-mate,” but this works!) ❌❤️
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What do you call a bear with a broken heart? A grizzly situation!
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You’re the peanut butter to my jellybean. Because… well, they’re both delicious! ❤️
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I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being totally irresistible. 🩺
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not sure where this rhyme is going, but I really like you! ❤️
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You’re the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z. Because… iconic power couples?
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What do you call a love that makes you lose your appetite? A heartbreak diet.
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Why did the tomato blush? Because someone saw its salad dressing! (Okay, not a heart pun, but a summery follow-up to the coffee cup joke.) ❤️
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Feeling a little deflated lately? Don’t worry, I’m here to inflate your heart with love! ❤️
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! (But hey, at least you have each other!)
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What do you call a heartbroken musician? A sad tromboner. trombone
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! (This one’s back for a victory lap!) ❤️
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You’re the rhythm to my blues. Because even love songs can be a little sad sometimes.
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Why did the pacemaker need a vacation? It was feeling burnt out! 🩺️
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Feeling a little stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved! ❤️
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What do you call a love that makes you laugh uncontrollably? A side-splitting connection. ❤️
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I tried explaining puns to my significant other, but they just rolled their eyes. Guess they didn’t have a heart for puns after all. ❤️
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What do you call a love that’s built on trust? A foundation of fidelity. ❤️
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My love for you is like a boomerang, but better. It keeps coming back stronger and makes me smile every time. ❤️♾️
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I used to be afraid of public speaking, but then I met you, and now I can’t wait to shout my love from the rooftops! ❤️️
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What do you call a love that makes you a better person? A transformative relationship. ❤️✨
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How does a forgetful person fall in love? By leaving a note to themselves! ❤️
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What do you call a love that makes you feel safe and secure? A comforting connection. ❤️
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I’m not sure what’s heavier, this giant teddy bear or my love for you. (But hey, at least the teddy bear is a good cuddle buddy!) ❤️
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Why did the scarecrow win an award for fashion? Because he was outstanding in his field (and had a heart-shaped patch!) ❤️
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I’m on a pizza diet. I see pizza, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re the cheesiest (and most delicious) love of my life. ❤️
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What do you call a love that overcomes any obstacle? An unbreakable bond. ❤️
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Why did the two magnets fall in love? Because they attracted each other! ❤️
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Single and ready to mingle… with my pet cat and a good rom-com. But hey, maybe love will cat-apult into my life soon! ⬛❤️
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Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s another cheesy joke, but you make my dreams come true! ❤️
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I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly funny. 🩺
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What do you call a love that’s built on lies? A deceitful connection.
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You’re the binge to my popcorn. Because… who needs romance when you have a good movie and popcorn? (Just kidding, kind of.) ❤️
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My love for puns may be a little a-fibrillating, but hey, at least it comes from the heart. (A medical pun for the pun lovers!) ❤️🩺
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Netflix and chill? More like cooking dinner and having deep conversations. (Quality time is important in a relationship!) ❤️️
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I’m allergic to dairy, but you’re definitely my butter half! (A more inclusive version of the “sole-mate” pun!) ❌❤️
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What do you call a group of excited couples? A love struck bunch. ❤️
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You’re the adventure to my spontaneous getaway. Because love is about creating new memories together! ❤️✈️
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I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly brave. 🩺
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not sure where this goes, but I’m madly in love with you! ❤️
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You’re the peanut butter to my chocolate. Because… classic combinations are always a win! ❤️
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What do you call a love that makes you lose your inhibitions? A wild connection. ❤️
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Why did the egg blush? Because someone called it yolky! (Okay, not a heart pun, but a cute follow-up!)
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Feeling a little under the weather lately? Don’t worry, I’m here to be your sunshine and brighten your heart. ❤️☀️
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere, but definitely a romantic view of the stars! ❤️✨
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What do you call a heartbroken writer? A sad scribbler.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award for bravery? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts) and faced all the crows! ❤️
Why did the teddy bear get a trophy? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! ❤️
Feeling stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved… by at least all the butterflies in your stomach! (They flutter because they love you!) ❤️
What do you call a love for sweets? A candy-coated connection!
I tried explaining puns to my friend, but they just gave me a blank stare. Guess they weren’t feeling very punny tonight. ❤️
What do you call a love that’s built on teamwork? A high-five kind of connection! ✋❤️
My love for you is like a boomerang, but cuddlier. It keeps coming back stronger and makes me want to give you a big hug! ❤️
I used to be afraid of the dark, but then I met you, and now I’m not scared anymore because you’re my sunshine! ☀️❤️
What do you call a love that makes you want to learn new things? A curious connection! ❤️
How does a clumsy person fall in love? By tripping over their own feet and falling for you! ❤️
What do you call a love that makes you laugh all the time? A giggle-fit connection! ❤️
I’m not sure what’s heavier, this box of chocolates or my feelings for you. (But hey, at least the chocolates are a delicious way to show you care!) ❤️
Why did the scarecrow win an award for kindness? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts) and always helped the little birds find their way! ❤️
I’m on a cookie diet. I see a cookie, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re the sweetest treat in the whole world! ❤️
What do you call a love that makes you feel safe and secure? A cozy connection! ❤️
Why did the two socks fall in love? Because they were always an inseparable pair! ❤️
Single and ready to mingle… with my pet goldfish and a good children’s book. But hey, maybe love will swim into my life soon! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s another cheesy joke, but you’re my best friend too! ❤️
I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly helpful. 🩺❤️
What do you call a love that’s built on selfishness? A me-first connection. ♀️❤️ (Explain to kids it’s not good in a relationship!)
You’re the binge to my bowl of popcorn. Because… who needs romance when you have a good movie and popcorn? (Just kidding, kind of.) ❤️
My jokes about love might be a little corny, but hey, at least they come from a place of friendship! ❤️
Board games and pizza? More like building sandcastles and making wishes on the beach. (A more playful version of the previous activity jokes) ️❤️
I’m allergic to feathers, but you’re definitely my best feathery friend (if referring to a bird)! (More inclusive way to say “soulmate”) ❌
What do you call a group of excited kids? A happy bunch!
You’re the sunshine to my perfect picnic in the park. Because love makes everything more fun! ☀️❤️
Here are 25 more jokes to round out the list!
Why did the love letter get lost in the mail? Because it wasn’t addressed – it was for my future best friend! ❤️
Feeling stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved… by at least all the ladybugs in your garden! ❤️
What do you call a love for rainbows? A brightly colored connection! ❤️
I tried explaining puns to my classmate, but they just shrugged. Guess they weren’t feeling very punny today. ♀️❤️
What do you call a love that’s built on shared hobbies? A playful connection! ❤️
I’m not sure what’s heavier, this pile of stuffed animals or my love for you. (But hey, at least the stuffed animals are cuddly friends!) ❤️
And there you have it! heart jokes and one-liners to make you giggle and maybe even blush a little. So next time you’re feeling the love, whip out one of these gems and watch the sparks fly! ❤️
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