Calling all lovebirds! Feeling punny? Get ready to aww with 50 short & sweet heart jokes that’ll tickle your funny bone and melt your heart! Let’s get started!

Short Heart Jokes One Liners and Funny Jokes

  1. Why did the cupid accidentally shoot himself with an arrow? He was trying to practice self-love.

  2. What do you call a heartbroken math teacher? Weary of heartbreak (Weary = area of a triangle).

  3. What did the cardiologist say to the comedian? You have a very punny heart condition. 🩺

  4. I went on a date with a baker, but things didn’t work out. They were just too kneady.

  5. What do you call a group of lonely pigeons? A heartbreak flock.

  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! ❤️

  7. I used to be bad at puns, but now I’m a pro. I guess you could say my humor has taken a heart turn. ❤️

  8. How does a single cheese celebrate Valentine’s Day? Gouda on their own!

  9. What do you call a love letter written in code? An encrypted heart.

  10. What do you call a love that lasts forever? A marathon relationship. ‍♀️‍♂️❤️

  11. I tried to explain puns to my girlfriend, but she didn’t get it. Guess what I told her? You gotta have a heart for puns. ❤️

  12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! (But this time, it leads to…) I guess love really can make you wheelie happy. ❤️

  13. I’m on a chocolate chip cookie diet. I see a cookie, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re sweeter than any treat. ❤️

  14. What do you call a love that defies logic? An illogical heart. ❤️

  15. Why did the coffee cup blush? Because someone gave it a latte love! ☕️❤️

  16. Single and ready to mingle… with a giant bowl of ice cream. But hey, maybe love will sundae my way soon! ❤️

  17. Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s a cheesy joke, but my love for you is true! ❤️

  18. I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a chronic case of being incredibly charming. 🩺

  19. What do you call a love that ghosts you? A haunting relationship.

  20. You’re the Netflix to my chill. Because… who needs romance when you have Netflix? (Just kidding, kind of.)

  21. My love for puns is a little unorthodox, but hey, at least it comes from the heart. ❤️

  22. Netflix and chill? More like puzzles and cuddles. (Board games are a great way to bond!) ❤️

  23. I’m allergic to shellfish, but you’re definitely fintastic! (Okay, maybe not “sole-mate,” but this works!) ❌❤️

  24. What do you call a bear with a broken heart? A grizzly situation!

  25. You’re the peanut butter to my jellybean. Because… well, they’re both delicious! ❤️

  26. I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being totally irresistible. 🩺

  27. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not sure where this rhyme is going, but I really like you! ❤️

  28. You’re the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z. Because… iconic power couples?

  29. What do you call a love that makes you lose your appetite? A heartbreak diet.

  30. Why did the tomato blush? Because someone saw its salad dressing! (Okay, not a heart pun, but a summery follow-up to the coffee cup joke.) ❤️

  31. Feeling a little deflated lately? Don’t worry, I’m here to inflate your heart with love! ❤️

  32. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! (But hey, at least you have each other!)

  33. What do you call a heartbroken musician? A sad tromboner. trombone

  34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! (This one’s back for a victory lap!) ❤️

  35. You’re the rhythm to my blues. Because even love songs can be a little sad sometimes.

  36. Why did the pacemaker need a vacation? It was feeling burnt out! 🩺️

  37. Feeling a little stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved! ❤️

  38. What do you call a love that makes you laugh uncontrollably? A side-splitting connection. ❤️

  39. I tried explaining puns to my significant other, but they just rolled their eyes. Guess they didn’t have a heart for puns after all. ❤️

  40. What do you call a love that’s built on trust? A foundation of fidelity. ❤️

  41. My love for you is like a boomerang, but better. It keeps coming back stronger and makes me smile every time. ❤️♾️

  42. I used to be afraid of public speaking, but then I met you, and now I can’t wait to shout my love from the rooftops! ❤️️

  43. What do you call a love that makes you a better person? A transformative relationship. ❤️✨

  44. How does a forgetful person fall in love? By leaving a note to themselves! ❤️

  45. What do you call a love that makes you feel safe and secure? A comforting connection. ❤️

  46. I’m not sure what’s heavier, this giant teddy bear or my love for you. (But hey, at least the teddy bear is a good cuddle buddy!) ❤️

  47. Why did the scarecrow win an award for fashion? Because he was outstanding in his field (and had a heart-shaped patch!) ❤️

  48. I’m on a pizza diet. I see pizza, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re the cheesiest (and most delicious) love of my life. ❤️

  49. What do you call a love that overcomes any obstacle? An unbreakable bond. ❤️

  50. Why did the two magnets fall in love? Because they attracted each other! ❤️

  51. Single and ready to mingle… with my pet cat and a good rom-com. But hey, maybe love will cat-apult into my life soon! ‍⬛❤️

  52. Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s another cheesy joke, but you make my dreams come true! ❤️

  53. I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly funny. 🩺

  54. What do you call a love that’s built on lies? A deceitful connection.

  55. You’re the binge to my popcorn. Because… who needs romance when you have a good movie and popcorn? (Just kidding, kind of.) ❤️

  56. My love for puns may be a little a-fibrillating, but hey, at least it comes from the heart. (A medical pun for the pun lovers!) ❤️🩺

  57. Netflix and chill? More like cooking dinner and having deep conversations. (Quality time is important in a relationship!) ❤️️

  58. I’m allergic to dairy, but you’re definitely my butter half! (A more inclusive version of the “sole-mate” pun!) ❌❤️

  59. What do you call a group of excited couples? A love struck bunch. ❤️

  60. You’re the adventure to my spontaneous getaway. Because love is about creating new memories together! ❤️✈️

  61. I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly brave. 🩺

  62. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not sure where this goes, but I’m madly in love with you! ❤️

  63. You’re the peanut butter to my chocolate. Because… classic combinations are always a win! ❤️

  64. What do you call a love that makes you lose your inhibitions? A wild connection. ❤️

  65. Why did the egg blush? Because someone called it yolky! (Okay, not a heart pun, but a cute follow-up!)

  66. Feeling a little under the weather lately? Don’t worry, I’m here to be your sunshine and brighten your heart. ❤️☀️

  67. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere, but definitely a romantic view of the stars! ❤️✨

  68. What do you call a heartbroken writer? A sad scribbler.

  69. Why did the scarecrow win an award for bravery? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts) and faced all the crows! ❤️

Why did the teddy bear get a trophy? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts)! ❤️

Feeling stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved… by at least all the butterflies in your stomach! (They flutter because they love you!) ❤️

What do you call a love for sweets? A candy-coated connection!

I tried explaining puns to my friend, but they just gave me a blank stare. Guess they weren’t feeling very punny tonight. ❤️

What do you call a love that’s built on teamwork? A high-five kind of connection! ✋❤️

My love for you is like a boomerang, but cuddlier. It keeps coming back stronger and makes me want to give you a big hug! ❤️

I used to be afraid of the dark, but then I met you, and now I’m not scared anymore because you’re my sunshine! ☀️❤️

What do you call a love that makes you want to learn new things? A curious connection! ❤️

How does a clumsy person fall in love? By tripping over their own feet and falling for you! ❤️

What do you call a love that makes you laugh all the time? A giggle-fit connection! ❤️

I’m not sure what’s heavier, this box of chocolates or my feelings for you. (But hey, at least the chocolates are a delicious way to show you care!) ❤️

Why did the scarecrow win an award for kindness? Because he was outstanding in his field (of hearts) and always helped the little birds find their way! ❤️

I’m on a cookie diet. I see a cookie, and I eat it. But seriously, you’re the sweetest treat in the whole world! ❤️

What do you call a love that makes you feel safe and secure? A cozy connection! ❤️

Why did the two socks fall in love? Because they were always an inseparable pair! ❤️

Single and ready to mingle… with my pet goldfish and a good children’s book. But hey, maybe love will swim into my life soon! ❤️

Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s another cheesy joke, but you’re my best friend too! ❤️

I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely diagnose you with a serious case of being incredibly helpful. 🩺❤️

What do you call a love that’s built on selfishness? A me-first connection. ‍♀️❤️ (Explain to kids it’s not good in a relationship!)

You’re the binge to my bowl of popcorn. Because… who needs romance when you have a good movie and popcorn? (Just kidding, kind of.) ❤️

My jokes about love might be a little corny, but hey, at least they come from a place of friendship! ❤️

Board games and pizza? More like building sandcastles and making wishes on the beach. (A more playful version of the previous activity jokes) ️❤️

I’m allergic to feathers, but you’re definitely my best feathery friend (if referring to a bird)! (More inclusive way to say “soulmate”) ❌

What do you call a group of excited kids? A happy bunch!

You’re the sunshine to my perfect picnic in the park. Because love makes everything more fun! ☀️❤️

Here are 25 more jokes to round out the list!

Why did the love letter get lost in the mail? Because it wasn’t addressed – it was for my future best friend! ❤️

Feeling stressed? Take a deep breath and remember, you’re loved… by at least all the ladybugs in your garden! ❤️

What do you call a love for rainbows? A brightly colored connection! ❤️

I tried explaining puns to my classmate, but they just shrugged. Guess they weren’t feeling very punny today. ‍♀️❤️

What do you call a love that’s built on shared hobbies? A playful connection! ❤️

I’m not sure what’s heavier, this pile of stuffed animals or my love for you. (But hey, at least the stuffed animals are cuddly friends!) ❤️

And there you have it!  heart jokes and one-liners to make you giggle and maybe even blush a little. So next time you’re feeling the love, whip out one of these gems and watch the sparks fly! ❤️

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