Hold onto your spacesuits, space cadets and comedy captains! We’re embarking on a cosmic journey through 309 puns, jokes, and one-liners that will have you laughing harder than a rocket launch.

This stellar selection is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone regardless of your space travel experience. We’ll be warping you to new galaxies of humor, meteor-showering you with laughter, and leaving you with jokes as vast as the universe itself. So, prepare for liftoff and get ready to experience space comedy that’s truly out-of-this-world!

Space Puns One Liners and Funny Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the astronaut who was afraid of the dark? He wouldn’t go on a moon mission.
  2. Earth says to Mars, “You seem tense lately.” Mars replies, “I guess I’m just a little red-shifted.”
  3. What do you call a lazy alien? A couch potato. (with a space twist!)
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award on the space station? Because he was outstanding in his field! (field of asteroids)
  5. What do you call a group of nervous astronauts? A worried solar system.
  6. What do you call a mic on the moon? A lunar microphone. (play on “lunar” and “lunar module”)
  7. What do you call a mischievous comet? A prank-et.
  8. Why did the astronaut buy a new pair of pants? Because he needed more space.
  9. What do you call a talkative alien? A blabbernaut.
  10. What do you call a group of aliens who yodel? Extra-terrestrials. (play on “extra” and “yodel”)
  11. What do you call a clumsy astronaut? A space cadet. (classic with a twist)
  12. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? It was full! (classic with a twist)
  13. What did the astronaut say when he dropped his sandwich in space? “Houston, we have a loaf problem!” (play on “loaf” and “LOH problem”)
  14. What do you call a group of competitive stars? A constellation contest.
  15. Why did the astronaut bring a thermos to space? To keep his drink hot-lanta! (play on “Atlanta” and “hot”)
  16. What do you call a group of aliens who are always arguing? A disagreeable nebula.
  17. What do you call a nervous astronaut before a launch? A jittery jetpack jockey.
  18. Why did the astronaut win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of asteroids! (different wording)
  19. What do you call a lost alien spaceship? Extra-terrestrial and missing. (play on “extra” and “extraterrestrial”)
  20. What do you call a mischievous black hole? A dark matter stealer.
  21. Why did the astronaut get detention? Because he was caught horsing around in zero gravity! (play on “icing”)
  22. What do you call a group of musicians on Mars? A Martian band!
  23. What do you call a group of chefs on the International Space Station? Astro-nomical cooks! (play on “astronomical”)
  24. What did the astronaut say to the moon buggy? “Thanks for the lunar lift!” (play on “lunar” and “lunar module”)
  25. Where do aliens go shopping? At the ” Mart” (alien mart)
  26. What do you call a group of sleepy astronauts? A constellation of snoozers.
  27. What do you call a group of messy aliens? A galactic garbage patch.
  28. What do you call a group of indecisive astronauts? A mission-improbable crew. (play on “Mission: Impossible”) 29. What do you call a group of forgetful aliens? A spaced-out squad.
  29. Why did the astronaut go to the dentist? Because he had a cavity… on the moon! (play on “cavity” and “moon”)
  30. What do you call a group of aliens who are always cold? A shivering supernova.
  31. What did the sun say to the Earth? “You’re looking radiant today!”
  32. What do you call a group of aliens who are always late? The Procrastinators from Andromeda.
  33. What do you call a group of musicians on the moon? A lunar band! (different wording)
  34. Why did the astronaut bring a deck of cards to space? To play a game of solitaire! (play on “solitary” and “solar system”)
  35. What did the lost astronaut say? “Houston, I have a problem. I’m constellated!” (play on “constipated”)
  36. What do you call a group of gossipy aliens? A cosmic rumor mill.
  37. What do you call a group of aliens who love to party? The Milky Way Martians! (play on “Milky Way”)
  38. What do you call a group of aliens who are detectives? The “Investi-gators” from Zeta Reticuli. (play on “investigators”)
  39. Why wouldn’t the astronaut share his space food? Because he was a “comet-itted” eater! (play on “committed”)
  40. What do you call a group of competitive planets? A planetary race.
  41. What do you call a group of aliens who are always lost? The “Extra-terrestrial” Touring Club. (play on “extra”)
  42. What do you call a group of mischievous asteroids? A “meteor-ic” prankster gang. (play on “meteoric”)
  43. Why did the astronaut get a speeding ticket? Because he was going at the speed of light!
  44. What do you call a group of aliens who are marathon runners? The “Andromeda” Astro-athletes. (play on “Andromeda” and “astro”)
  45. What do you call a group of aliens who are always breaking the rules? The “Galactic” Delinquents. (play on “galactic”)
  46. Why did the astronaut need a new spacesuit? Because his old one was “worn out of this world!” (play on “worn out”)
  47. What do you call a group of aliens who are always losing things? The “Space Cadet” Search Party. (play on “space cadet”)
  48. What do you call a group of aliens who are movie stars? The “Hollywood” Holographs. (play on “Hollywood”)

  49. Where do you find a nosey astronaut? Stuck in someone’s comet-ments! (play on “comments” and “comet”)

  50. What do you call a group of competitive comets? A shooting star race.

  51. What do you call a mischievous asteroid with a disguise? A meteor-morphic imposter! (play on “metamorphic”)

  52. Why did the astronaut bring a compass to space? To find his “whereabouts!” (play on “whereabouts” and “where abouts”)

  53. What do you call a group of aliens who are always tired? The Sleepy Saturnians. (play on “Saturn”)

  54. What do you call a cloud of dust on Mars? A Martian dust bunny.

  55. Why did the astronaut bring a mirror to space? To see the “big picture!” (play on “bigger picture”)

  56. What do you call a grumpy cloud on Jupiter? A Jovian grouch. (play on “Jovian”)

  57. What do you call a group of aliens who are artists? The “Milky Way” Monet Squad. (play on “Milky Way” and “Monet”)

  58. Why did the astronaut need a new spaceship? Because his old one was a “lunar-atic!” (play on “lunatic”)

  59. What do you call a lost constellation? A misplaced Ursa Major. (play on “Ursa Major” – the Big Dipper)

  60. What do you call a group of competitive stars that argue a lot? A “stellar” brawl. (play on “stellar”)

  61. Why did the astronaut bring a paintbrush to space? To do some “cosmic” decorating! (play on “cosmic”)

  62. What do you call a group of aliens who are construction workers? The “Andromeda” Assembly Crew. (play on “Andromeda”)

  63. What do you call a mischievous black hole who steals socks? A “sock” devouring singularity! (play on “singularity”)

  64. Where do you go stargazing on Mars? The Martian Observatory!

  65. What do you call a nervous astronaut before a mission? A jittery jetpack jockey. (different wording)

  66. Why did the astronaut get a detention in space camp? Because he was caught “horsing around” in zero gravity! (play on “icing”)

  67. What do you call a group of competitive meteors? A shooting star race. (different wording)

  68. What do you call a group of talkative aliens who gossip? The “Galactic” Grapevine. (play on “galactic”)

  69. Why did the astronaut bring a jump rope to space? To do some “lunar” skipping! (play on “lunar” and “lunar module”) 22. What do you call a group of mischievous planets who like to play pranks? The “Solar System” Pranksters. (play on “solar system”)

  70. What do you call a group of forgetful astronauts on a mission? A spaced-out crew on a “comet-itted” adventure! (play on “committed”)

  71. Why did the astronaut need a new helmet? Because his old one was “out of this world” scratched! (play on “worn out”)

  72. What do you call a group of aliens who are scientists? The “Astro” Physicists from Andromeda. (play on “astro”)

  73. What do you call a lazy astronaut who never wants to leave the couch? A “space cadet” potato. (play on “couch potato”)

  74. Why did the astronaut bring a watering can to space? To water the “alien” plants! (play on “alien”)

  75. What do you call a group of competitive galaxies? A “galactic” gameshow. (play on “galactic”)

  76. Why did the astronaut need a new pair of shoes? Because his old ones were “worn out of this world!” (different wording)

  77. What do you call a group of aliens who are always hungry? The “Black Hole” Buffeteers. (play on “black hole”)

  78. What do you call a group of mischievous asteroids who like to play pranks on spaceships? The “meteor-ic” Mischief Makers. (play on “meteoric”)

  79. Why did the astronaut bring a slingshot to space? To shoot at “satellites” orbiting the Earth! (play on “satellites”)

There you have it, space cadets and cosmic comedians! A whopping 100 space puns that are so out-of-this-world hilarious, they’ll have you laughing harder than a rocket launch on a helium bender.

Remember, these jokes are like stars – some burn bright, some are a little dim, but together they create a beautiful (and side-splitting) galaxy of humor. So, next time you’re feeling stressed or the Earth’s problems seem overwhelming, just look up at the night sky and remember: there’s always room for a little laughter, even a million miles from home.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a black hole – it seems to be very attracted to my sense of humor!

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